December242013
worwolf:

i would like to say, for the record, that i was not responsible for any of this
this is not my fault

this never ceases to amaze me; your best piece ever. 
10/10 would make you finish this one day

worwolf:

i would like to say, for the record, that i was not responsible for any of this

this is not my fault

this never ceases to amaze me; your best piece ever. 

10/10 would make you finish this one day

August12013

cristian-san:

Pokémon X Y New trailer

(via tcbh-deactivated20140313)

3AM

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(via masticatedcake)

3AM

While my son Henry is very bright, he is also three and a half years old, so he rarely says things that really surprise me because I taught him all of the words he knows.

(Source: yolandawinsston, via masticatedcake)

3AM
“You see a mousetrap, I see free cheese and a fucking challenge.” Pip, Scroobius - Introduction
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